Thursday, October 25, 2007

MY UNSENT RESPONSE TO THE RESTON ASSOCIATION'S REQUEST FOR ADDITIONAL MATERIALS

Below are thye responses that I wanted to send to the request for additional materials from the Reston Association wackos...

Plat or site plan, drawn to scale, showing how the ramp will relate to the property lines.

I am now in California, my mother is in a hospital bed in Manor Care. I'm sure she will leap to her feet and rush back to her house that she can't get into and find those plats. Oh wait...aren't they on file at the county?

Let me know when you have gone down to the county offices and retrieved those plans and made them part of the proposal!
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Elevation drawing of the front of the ramp including the front of the house.

Yea.Right.
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Picture of the front right corner of the property where the proposed landing flush with the sidewalk will be located.

See picture 4. Or go see an optometrist.

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Plan of removal of the front retaining wall.

Oh, that six inches? Dynamite. Heavy explosives. Most definitely.
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Request for approval to remove the two trees in the front yard if the ramp will be installed in their place (our records show that there were two large trees in the front yard in 1997 that have since been removed without approval. I'm assuming that the two small maples are their replacement?)

I wasn't around ten years ago but it is my understanding they were both struck by lightning simultaneously and destroyed. The local cluster then asked that they be removed. But this is just what I was told by a neighbor.
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Color of the railing: painted to match the siding? Left to weather naturally?

We will paint the railings alternatingly pink and neon orange. Randomly we plan on spraying the ramp with glitter.
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